Comics Comics Comics

There's a common theory related to time slowing down while in a comic book shops.

According to the ninja, if you look outside, you could actually see people walk at very high speed, while things are nice and quiet on the inside.

The Pirate

Yep, Adrian's Theory of Shopping Relativity states that a body in motion in a retail shop is always slower than a body in motion outside a retail shop.

The Ninja